CRACKS

I like you
down there
staring up at me
licking my boots
like you’re starving
and how you try
to slide your tongue
toward my thighs
But it's all just
a goddamn joke

cuz -

CHORUS
The cracks are
beginning to show
on the pavement
under the snow
And these
St. Paul winters
are sure -
to make us do
crazy things


I love you
up there
glaring at me
gagged and bound
while I read
fashion magazines
and dream
of the most vicious
shade of lipstick
known to man...
It’s somewhere between
Paloma Picasso
and the red
In that
Yves Tanguy painting
hanging at the MET.
I ignore your whimpering
and simply think that
I'd like to get my nails done
and sip my afternoon tea


casually -

CHORUS
The cracks are
beginning to show
on the pavement
under the snow
And these
St. Paul winters
are sure -
to make us do
crazy things


I adore you
right here
begging on all fours
collared and leashed
like a good, little dog -
Roll over puppy!
Lick my hand
and nuzzle me
I pet your head
while you wiggle
your invisible tail
(Mmm.. you’re so cute)


I take you for a walk;
I promise you a treat
and alls well ends well

except...

CHORUS
The cracks are
beginning to show
on the pavement
under the snow
And these
St. Paul winters
are sure -
to make us do
crazy things

The cracks are
beginning to show
on the pavement
under the snow
And these
St. Paul winters
are sure -
to make us do
crazy things

The cracks are
beginning to show -
(We do crazy things... )


The cracks are
beginning to show -
(We do crazy things... )
The cracks are
beginning to show -
(We do crazy things... )
The cracks are
beginning to show -
(We do crazy things)
The cracks are
beginning to show -
(Crazy things... )